Paddy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder
on your porridge see. If you do, you’ll live to a nice ripe old age.” So the grandson did this
religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left
behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren …and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the
crematorium.
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