Two Nuns

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One

asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she

would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six

pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, “This is

for washing our hair.” The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a

package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying, “Here, don’t forget the curlers.”