Two West Australian Rednecks Were Out Hunting

Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they

were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the

ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The

first hunter said. “Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t

even see the! bottom. I wonder how deep it is.” The second

hunter said. “I don’t know. Let’s throw something down

there, listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”

The first hunter said. “Hey, there’s an old automobile

gear box over there. Give me a hand and we’ll throw it in

and see.” So they picked up the gearbox, carried it over

to the hole, counted one-two-three and heaved it in. They

were standing there looking over the edge of the hole and

listening when they heard a rustling behind them. As they

turned around, they saw a goat come crashing through the

underbrush, run up to the hole and without hesitation, jump

in headfirst. While they were standing there staring at each

other in amazement, they peered into the hole, trying to

figure out what that was all about. Just then an old farmer

sauntered up. “Say there.” Said the farmer. “You

fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere,

did you?” The first hunter said. “Funny you should ask.

We were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came

running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an

hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!” The old

farmer said. “Naw, that’s impossible. I had him chained

to a gearbox.”