A Female Deer Costume

Every winter, Fred and Billly go deer hunting without success. Finally, they devise a foolproof

plan. They will purchase a female deer costume and learn the mating call of a female deer; next

winter, they will hide in the costume, lure a buck, then ditch the costume and shoot the deer.

Winter arrives, and the two men set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, don their costume and

begin to give the deer love call. Before long, their call is answered as a huge buck comes crashing

out of the forest and into the clearing. When the buck gets close enough, Fred says, “Okay,

let’s get out and shoot him.” After a long moment, Billy says, “This d**n zipper is stuck!

We’re trapped in here! What are we going to do?” Fred replies, “Well, I’m going to start

nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”