Johnny And A Girl Are Playing

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny

pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and

you don’t.” The little girl starts crying and crying and

runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the

girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny

points to his pri***e pa**s and says, “I have one of these

and you don’t.” But this time the little girl just keeps

on playing. “How come you’re not crying today,” asks

Little Johnny. “My mother told me,” says the little

girl, pulling up her dress, “that with one of these, I can

get as many of those as I want.”