An Old Woman Was Applying For A New Position

A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she l**t h*r last employment,

she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.

They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there. As I was about to bring

in the refreshments, I heard a man say “Lay down and let’s see what you’ve got.” Another man

said, “I’ve got strength but no length.” Another man said to a lady, “Take your hand off my

trick.” I pretty near dropped dead just then when the lady answered, “You jumped me twice when

you didn’t have the strength for one raise.” Another lady was talking about her protecting her

honour, and two other ladies said, Now it’s time for me to play with your husband and you can play

with mine. Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving. I hope to die if I didn’t hear

someone say, “Well, I guess we’ll go home now, that was the last rubber.”