Two Rednecks Went To See A Counselor About College

They thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who

tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The

professor answers by saying: “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?” “I sure

do.” “Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor. That’s

real good!” says the redneck. The professor continues: “Logic will also tell me that since you

have a yard, you also own a house.” Impressed, the redneck says, “Amazin!” “And since you

own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.” “That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”

The redneck is obviously catching on. “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that

you are heteros*xual,” said the professor. You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most

fascinating’ thing I ever heard! “I can’t wait to take that logic class!!” The redneck,

proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is

still waiting. “So what classes are ya takin’?” asks the friend. “Math, History, and

Logic!” replies the first redneck. “What in tarnation is logic???” asked his friend. Let me

give you an example. “Do ya own a weedeater?” asked the first redneck. “No,” his friend

replied. “SO YOU LIKE GUYS, Don t Ya ?”