Grandpa And 7-Year-Old Grandson

Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to

boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He

says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that

hole.” “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t,” says

Gramps. “It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that

little hole.” The kid runs into the house and comes back

out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is

straight and st**f as a board, and proceeds to put it right

back into the hole. Grandpa hands the little boy five

dollars, grabs the hair spray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later, Grandpa comes out and hands the boy

another five dollars. “Grandpa, you already paid me,”

says the kid. “I know. This is from your Grandma.”