Like A Drink With Dinner

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what

would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. “Oh, no, what

would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again. On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring

he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. “Okay,” his date replied.

Shocked, he asked, “What will you tell your Sunday school class?” “The same thing I always

tell them,…” “You don’t have to drink or smoke to have a good time.”