Dam**d Good

A man went to church one Sunday and afterwards he stopped to

shake the hands of the preacher. He said “Preacher, I’ll

tell you that was a dam**d fine sermon, Dam**d good!” The

preacher said “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you

didn’t use that kind of language in the Lords house. The

man said “I was so dam**d impressed with that sermon I put

five thousand pounds in the offering plate!” The preacher

said “Five thousand pounds….bloody hell?”