A Retired Man Went Into Social Security Office

A retired man went into the social security office to apply

for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time, he

got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him

for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his

pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told

the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left

his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back

now?” he asks. The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”

So he opens his shirt revealing lost of curly silver hair.

She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough

for me.” and she processes his Social Security

application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his

wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She

said, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have

qualified for disability, too.”