First Time Meeting The Family

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for

dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and

she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a

fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little

discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli

casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a

bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud,but

everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a

chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked

over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet

and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman

thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across

her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to

feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate.

She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again

looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once

again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes

laterthe woman had to let another one rip. This time she

didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that

rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father

looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,”Dammit Skippy,

get away from her before she sh**s on you!”