What If I Screw You 10 Times In A Row?

A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their

single cow for income. One morning, the father walks outside

to find their cow dead. “There is nothing that could help

get us out of poverty now,” says the dad as he shoots

himself. The mom walks outside and sees the dad and the cow

on the ground. “I can’t live without my husband,” she

says as she shoots herself with her husband’s gun. The

daughter walks outside and sees her mother, father and cow

dead. “I can’t live any longer without my family,” she

says as she jumps into the river and kills herself. The

oldest son, 23 years old, walks outside looking for the

family and sees them all dead. “Is there anyway to bring

them back,” he yells at the sky. Poof! A female leprechaun

appears. “I will bring your whole family back to life,

even the cow,” she says, “if you can fu*ck me 5 times in

a row. If not I get to kill you.”The boy fu*cks her 3 times

in a row and he dies. The middle son, 19 years old, comes

out and sees the leprechaun. She gives him the same offer as

his brother. “The son agrees to do it but can only do it 4

times. He dies. The youngest son, 15 years old, comes out

and is given the same offer. “I will bring your whole

family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you

can fu*ck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill

you.”The son says, “What if I fu*ck you 10 times in a

row? “The leprechaun thinks. She says, “I will bring

back your family and give you my pot of gold. The son says,

“Wait, how do I know you will survive it?” “What do

you mean?” says the leprechaun. “The cow didn’t.”