Wife And Husband Talking

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period

of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you

remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money

getting this house just the way we want it. I guess so.” “If I died and you remarried and she

lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?” “Well, the bed is

brand-new. It’s going to last a long time. I guess she would.” “If I died and you remarried

and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?” “Oh, no,” the

husband replies,… “She’s left-handed.”