Two Old Ladies And A Flower Show

Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall

where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, “Life is so

boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I’d take my clothes off and streak through that

stupid, boring flower show”! “You’re on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill. So, Jean

slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held

it between her teeth. Then, completely na**d, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the

front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the

hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Jean came through the

exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd. “What happened?” asked Connie. “I won

$1,000 as 1st prize for ‘Best Dried Arrangement’!”