Do You Have A Vag**a?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and

sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vag**a?" She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to

the woman, "Do you have a Vag**a?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets

home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving

and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy

shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The

husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the

same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with

this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing

there, he asks, "Do you have a Vag**a?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you

mind telling your husband to le**e my w**e's alone and start using yours!"