Good Accident

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer. I lost control and landed in a ditch,

severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when

a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?” As I

looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for… I wasn’t dead

remember. “I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of her car. She

said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your

head.” “That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing

that!” “Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted “I need to see if you have any more

scrapes and then treat them properly.” Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort

of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.” We arrived

at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I

thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so

I’d better go now.” “Don’t be silly!”, she said with a smile. “Stay for a while. She

won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?” “Still in the ditch, I guess.”