A Saudi Prince Wants To Buy A Bull

A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a

famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him, “I

have many good animal. Here is Swedish bull, is born black

color, but color turns white when grows.” “Over there is

American bull. Color when born is red, but become dark brown

when full grown.” “And here, Turkish bull. They is born

dark brown, but grow up to be light brown color.” The

prince says, “I rather like the Turkish bulls. Fine

specimens indeed.” “Excellent choice, your majesty. But

Turkish bull is special. They is bred for royalty, like you.

But if you have royal blood, you must be bonding with bull

calf when young, before they change color. Or they will

reject you,” the Russian explains. “Well”, the prince

says, “I’m looking for a strong, 4dult bull. I’m not

particularly interested in buying a calf. I rather like this

big, beige bull over here. “The prince attempts to pet the

large Turkish bull. It sniffs his hand, shakes its head in

disgust, turns around and kicks the prince with its hind

legs. The prince goes flying across the room and lands in a

pile of hay. “Where did you get such a horrible beast?!

Why did it kick me!?” He sputters. “I told you. From

Turkey.” The Russian explains. “Is tan bull, can’t

stand a noble.”