I Took My Son For A Drink

While reading an article about fathers and sons drinking together, I realized that after all this

time, I had never taken my son out for a drink. So off we went to our local bar, which was only two

blocks from the house. I got him a Budweiser. He didn’t like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a

Miller Lite. He didn’t like that either, so I drank it. Losing hope, I ordered him a Coors. Nope,

he didn’t like that either. I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we

tried a Jameson’s. Nope, no cigar! In desperation, I had him try Maker’s Mark 46 – The bar’s

finest whiskey. He wouldn’t even smell it. What could I do, but drink it?! By the time I realized

he just didn’t like to drink,… I was so s**t-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!