I Drunkenly Vomiting Into The Taxi

I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view mirror. “It’s £40 if you

throw up on my seats.” I burped again. Thankfully; I was able to hold it down until we stopped

outside my house. Another enormous burp escaped my lips. The driver assessed me once more and said,

“That’ll be…£150, then mate.” At that moment; I vomited everywhere, all over his seats, all

over the floor of the taxi. He was raging. “You fuc***g idiot!” he screamed. “Absolute

imbecile!” I reached into my wallet and said, “Here’s your £40, thanks for the lift,” and

hopped out the taxi.