A Cowboy And A Very Attractive Woman In Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very

attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally

looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and

asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he

replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was

just testing it..” The intrigued woman says, “A

state-of-the-art watch? What”s so special about it?” The

cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me

telepathically.” The lady says, “What”s it telling you

now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any pan***s.”

The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken

because I am wearing pan***s!” The cowboy smiles, taps his

watch and says, “D**n thing’s an hour fast.”