4Th Grade Boys Discuss How To Get A Girl

Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during

recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly

unanimous that girls were easy to get by guys with a perfect

p3**s. None of the boys seemed to know what the perfect

p3**s was though. Jimmy stayed on the periphery listening

and not talking. That night after dinner Jimmy asked dad if

they could talk. In private he tells his dad of the bathroom

discussion and asks his dad, what is the perfect p3**s. Dad

being quite confident opens his fly, displays his p3**s

across his hand, and tells Jimmy this is the perfect p3**s.

The next day when Jimmy and the other boys are in the

bathroom during recess, the how to get a girl discussion

comes up and returns to the perfect p3**s conclusion. This

time Jimmy, armed with new knowledge, steps forward and says

I know what the perfect p3**s is. The other boys impressed

by Jimmy’s announcement eagerly encourage him to share

this key information. To which, Jimmy pulls down his zipper,

lays his p3**s across the palm of his hand, and announces,

see this, 3 inches shorter it would be the perfect p3**s.