Little Johnny And The History Exam

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk

after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you

have been cheating on your tests. ” Johnny was astounded

and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well,” said Mr.

Johnson, “I was looking over your test and the question

was, ‘Who was our first president?’, and the little girl

that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’

and so did you.” “So, everyone knows that he was the

first president.” said little Johnny with his little

innocent eyes open large. “Just wait a minute,” said Mr.

Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who freed the

slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

“Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered

that,” said Johnny. “Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson.

“The next question was, ‘Who was president during the

Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don’t know,’ and

you put, ‘Me neither’.”