Phone Rings At 3AM
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a
few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up. Her
husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know, some dumb b!**h
asking if the coast is clear.”
