An Old Geezer, Who Had Been A Retired Farmer

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time

became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He

put a sign up outside that said: “Get your treatment for

$500 – if not cured get back $1,000.” Doctor

“Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t

know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great

opportunity to get $1,000. He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic

and this is what happened. Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have

lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me? “ Dr.

Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put

3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.” Dr. Young: “Aaagh! This

is Gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got

your taste back. That will be $500.” Dr. Young gets

annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to

recover his money. Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I

cannot remember anything.” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please

bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the

patient’s mouth.” Doctor Young: “Oh no you don’t,

that’s Gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations!

You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.” Dr.

Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes

back after several more days. Dr. Young: “My eyesight has

become weak I can hardly see!” Dr. Geezer: “Well, I

don’t have any medicine for that so. Here’s your $1000

back.” Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…” Dr.

Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That

will be $500.” Moral of the story: Just because you’re

“Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old

“Geezer “