If I Do 200 Km/H Will You Take All Of Your Clothes Off?

A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend She was thrilled at the speed.”If i

do 200 km/h, will you take all of your clothes off? “The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said

“yes, of course” He brought the car up to the 200 km/h benchmark. However, he was unable to keep

his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over. the Na**d girl was thrown clear, but

the boyfriend got stuck in a hole. “Go and get help” he yelled. “I can’t I’m na**d!”

“take my shoe, he said, and cover yourself. “Holding the shoe to her pubes she ran off, down the

road. She came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor. “Please help, my boyfriend got

stuck in a hole!” The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said: “there’s

nothing I can do, he’s too far in. “