David Is Finally Engaged
So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his
new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going
to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one
is my fiance.” Sure enough twenty minutes later, David
walks in the door with three girls following behind him.
“It’s that one”, said his mother, without blinking an
eye. “Holy cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world
did you know it was her?” “I just don’t like her”,
she replied.