A Greek And An Irishman Debate Their Cultures

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a

double latte, the Greek mentions,  “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple

of Apollo.” “Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.” replied

the Irishman. “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.” “Granted, but it

was the Irish who built the first timepieces.” Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de

grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality, “Keep in mind that it was the ancient

Greeks who invented the notion of s*x as a pleasurable activity!” “True enough,…” replied

the son of Erin “But it was the Irish who got women involved”