A Lady That Was Wearing A Tight Skirt Was Waiting At The Bus Stop

A lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus

stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver

opened the doors. She tried to step up onto the step but her

skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen

it a little. She tried to step up onto the steps again. But

it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some

more. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to

tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and

unzipped some more. And she still couldn’t get up onto the

bus. So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the

b**t. He gives her a boost onto the bus. She turns around

and slaps him and saying “What do you think you are

doing.” Well the man says: Well lady after you unzipped my

pants for the third time I thought we was acquainted.