One Day A Man Goes To The Beach

One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing

no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his priv***s. A

little girl walk up to him and asks ”What is under the

newspaper?” the man replies ”Oh, that’s my bi**y,

don’t touch it.” Soon after, he falls asleep. When he

woke up he realized he was in a hospital and he felt a tense

pain in his private area. He sees the little girl sitting

beside his bed. ”What happened?” the man asks ”Oh, uh

yeah when you fell asleep I went and played with your bi**y

but then it spat on me sooo I broke it’s neck, smashed

it’s eggs and burned it’s nest