Birth Control At 72

An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the

doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to

have some birth-control pills.” Taken back, the doctor

thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs.

Smith, but you`re 72 years old. What possible use could you

have for birth control pills?” The woman responded,

“They help me sleep better.” The doctor thought some

more and continued, “How in the world do birth control

pills help you to sleep?” The woman said, “Simple, I put

them in my granddaughter`s orange juice every morning and I

sleep better at night.”