A Gas Station Owner Was Trying To Increase

A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he

put up a sign that read, “Free s*x with Every Fill-Up.”

Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free s*x.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said

that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free s*x. Rob

said “today is my birthday, i’m feeling LUCKY and I

guess 8”. The owner said, “You were very close, the

lucky number was 7. Sorry, no s*x this time. ”A week

later, Rob, with his friend Marvin, pulled in for another

fill-up. Again Rob asked for his free s*x. The proprietor

again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the

correct number. Rob guessed 2. The proprietor said,

“Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free s*x

this time. ”As they were driving away, Marvin said to Rob,

“I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give

away free s*x at all. ”Rob replied, “No it’s genuine

enough Marvin. My wife won twice last week.”