S*x At The Old Age Home

Don Carlos is 90 years old and lives in an old age retirement nursing home. Every night after

dinner, he secludes himself at the far-end of the garden. One night, Juanita, 80 years old,

approaches him. They start chatting about life and old age, and after a while, he says to her,

“You know what I miss most of all ?” *What ?” asks Juanita. “S*X !!!” says Don Carlos.

Juanita laughed and exclaimed, “You ho**y old man, but you couldn’t get it up even if they

pointed a gun at your head!” “I know*, he said, “but I would love for a woman to hold it for

me, if only for a while.’ “Well, I can help you with that,” said Juanita; and she unzips his

zipper, gently takes out his little mem**r and holds it in her hand. Don Carlos’ face was one of

sheer pleasure ! They agree to meet secretly in the garden every night, where they would sit and

chat, and Juanita would hold his mem**r during that time. One night, however, Don Carlos did not

appear at their garden hideout at the agreed time. Alarmed, Juanita began looking all over for him

to make sure he was okay. She ended up finding him sitting on the edge of the swimming pool, next to

Catalina, a 85 year old woman, who was holding his mem**r. Absolutely furious, Juanita screamed at

him. “YOU TRAITOR, BAS***D, SON OF A BI**H !!! WHAT DOES THAT CATALINA HAVE THAT I DON’T HAVE

???” Don Carlos, with all the pleasure on his face, replied, “PARKINSONS !!!”