A Woman Comes Home

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those

headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well,

they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband

asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, “Margie

referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of

a mirror,stare at myself and repeat 3 times I do not have a

headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a

headache.’ It worked! The headaches are all gone.”

“Well, that is wonderful,” replies the husband. His wife

then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of

fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go

see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the

husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife

and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and

says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He goes into

the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps

into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never

before. His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!” The

husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.” He

goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was

even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her

head is spinning. Her husband again says, “Don’t move,

I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the

bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there,

in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and

saying, She’s not my wife! She’s not my wife! She’s

not my wife!”