Spiritual Healer
A man and his wife go to a spiritual healer and they ask him to cure their illnesses. The healer
says he will, but they must put their hand on the part of their body they want healed. The wife
proceeds to put her hand on her throat, as she has had a sore throat which won’t go away. Looking
at his wife, the husband then proceeds to place his hand on his cro**h. The wife looks at him, and
shakes her head, “Honey, he said he will treat our illnesses, not raise the dead.”