A Man Give His Wife A Healthy Pinch On B**t

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man

walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her b**t.

He said to her, “If you firmed up your b**t we could get

rid of your girdle.” The wife was angry but said nothing.

The next morning her husband pinched her bre**t and said,

“If you firmed these up we could get rid of your b*a.”

The wife grabbed her husband’s p3**s and replied, “and

if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the

gardener, the pool man, and your brother!”