Wife Is Running In The Park

A wife is running in the park And takes a break to stretch

near two men. As she’s stretching, a beautiful woman

passes all three of them, and one guy says to the other,

“lets go, that’s our pace car,” and they run off. The

wife, very perplexed, waits for her husband to come home.

She tells him what she saw in the park and asks, “what’s

a pace car?” The husband replies, “a Pace Car is a woman

so fit and beautiful you run extra hard to stay behind her

and keep up your speed.” With a smile and a flight the

wife asks, “am I your pace car?” The husband looks up

and down for a second and says… “yeah, if you were

behind me!