The Missus Came Home Steaming Drunk Last Night

The missus came home steaming drunk last night. “You up for some role play action, babe?” She

asked with a wink. “Not really.” I replied. “Oh, come on.” She said. “We can act out ANY

scene, from ANY film you want.” Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her

expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously

seen aro***l in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror. As I shouted “THIS… IS… SPARTA!” and

kicked her down the stairs.