A Old Man Meets A Beautiful Girl

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is

love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his

friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?” “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “The

sun, the surf, we m**e l**e almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your

age! How did you m**e l**e almost every night?” “Oh,” says the man, “we almost m**e l**e

Monday, we almost m**e l**e Tuesday.”