A Woman Approaches Her Doctor And Says

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her

doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end

and my fiancée thinks I’m a v*rgin, is there anything you

can do to help me?” The doctor says, “Medically, no, but

here’s something you can try… On the wedding night, when

you’re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and

slide it up your upper thigh. When your husband enters you

for the first time, snap the elastic band and tell him

it’s your v*rginity snapping.” The woman loves this

idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for it. They have

a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The

wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic

band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with

her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby “slips it

in”, she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby screams…

“What the heck was that!!?” The wife explains, “Oh

nothing honey, that was just my v*rginity snapping”. The

husband cries out, “Well snap it again, it’s got my

b*lls!!”