Blonde Stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde

stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in

another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the

stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop

and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was

preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new

stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the

hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She

answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn’t get out

of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the

captaind asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied,

“There are only three doors in here, “she cried,” one

is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it

that says “Do Not Disturb”!!