One Day While Passing A Nursing Home

One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying na**d on the grass. I thought

this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same

nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of

me and I went inside to talk to the manager. “Do you know there are six ladies laying na**d on

your front lawn?” “Yes,” he said. “They are retired pros*****es and they’re having a yard

sale!