A Couple Is Eating At Hooters

A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th

anniversary. A busty gorgeous blond waitress comes up and

asks them what they’d like to drink. “Oh my god, you are

gorgeous.” Said the husband with the intent of pissing his

wife off. His wife just shook her head and smiled. “Why

don’t you introduce your wife to her you pig, or better

yet, introduce her to your erec***e dysf*****on. “ The

husband looks at the waitress who was now smiling nervously

at them. The husband looked at the waitress and pointed at

his wife and said, “Ma’am I’d like to introduce you to

my erec***e dysf*****on, my wife.”