Horrible 4 Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When

they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her

mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, mama,”

she replied, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So

romantic…” Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama,

as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible

language… things I’d never heard before! I mean, all

these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and

take me home…. Please mama!” Her mother said, “Calm

down, dear! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter

words?” Still sobbing, the bride said:,… “Oh, mama…

words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK, …!”