The Husband And His Young Wife

The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he

was having an aff**r with the pretty housemaid and set a trap for him. One evening she suddenly sent

the maid home for the weekend without informing the husband. When they went to bed that night, the

husband told the old story, "Excuse me, my dear… Stomach", and disappeared towards the bathroom.

The wife immediately ran down the corridor, up the back stairs and into the maid's bed. She had just

time to switch off the light when he quietly entered……….. He wasted neither time nor words,

but quickly took out his gun, laid on top of her and beat her like there was no tomorrow. When he

had finished, still panting, the woman said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?"

and switched on the light. "No, madam," said the gardener.