John And Mary Were Having Dinner In A Restaurant

John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant.

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces

away noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding

down his chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite

unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way

down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, Mary

appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that John

had disappeared under the table. After the waitress finished

taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the

woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just

slid under the table.” The woman calmly looked up at her

and replied firmly, “Oh, no he didn’t. In fact, my

husband just walked in the front door.”