Elderly Couple Gets Stranded On

Suddenly, the captain announces over the public

address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say

that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning

and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an

uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on

the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be

rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of

our lives.” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the

plane lands safely on the island. An hour later, the husband

turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car

bill this month?” “No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, “Did we

pay our credit card bill yet?” “Oh no! I’m sorry I

forgot to send the check,” she says. “One last thing,

did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital

visit last month?” he asks. “Oh, forgive me,

sweetheart,” begged the wife “I didn’t send that one,

either.” The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest

hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, “What was

the hug for?” The husband answers, “Don’t you see? The

debt collectors will find us!”