Whatever God Catches

Three ministers are talking about how they treat the

collection plate take. The first minister says, “I draw a

circle on the floor and then toss the money in the air. Any

money that lands in the circle goes to the church; whatever

lands outside of it goes to me.” “That’s pretty much

my system,” the second minister replies. “I draw a line

on the floor and then toss the money in the air. Everything

on one side goes to the church; everything on the other side

goes to me.” The third minister nods, saying, “The way I

do it, I toss the money in the air. Whatever God catches, He

can keep!”