A Blonde Woman Is Driving Down

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that

she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While

she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the

keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks

the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open

the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy

the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see

how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is

moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside

the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little

more to the right