The Baby Was Born Without Ears

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the

baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came

home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over

to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little

Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the

baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much

mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even

said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life

when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he

understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he

said: “What a beautiful baby.” The mother said, ‘Why,

Thank you Johnny.” Johnny said: “He has beautiful little

feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really

beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?” “Yes”, the

mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he

will have 20/20 Vision.” “That’s great”, said Little

Johnny, “cos he’d be f*cked if he needed glasses!”